"Hey Yo...Merry Christmas they said."

Thought it was just another Post-holiday-woozy-not-enough-sleep day at work. All things were fine and beautiful until i opened the letter box at e office today. At first i tot no letters for me means no bills, hor seh la. Soon, Tim said there's one letter for me. Which is a traffic police letter saying our company van has recently contributed to the traffic police do-good-things fund by chiong-ing the red light. Gana 200 big bucks leh! CCB! And also 12 pretty demerit points added to my otherwise clean record leh! Yeah! Drive for 9mths liao just another 3mths to go gana these kinda thing at this time. It's christmas after all... Cannot pang chance meh...? There was a good fren of Lui2, Carolyn wanted to take the points for me since she's not driving, but i dun wan to trouble other peepur ma, wait one day her boy boy wanna let her drive suddenly, and sueh sueh again gana something like that how I answer to her? Aya, better big man do thing big man take la. Instant noodles ain't tat awful right?...and then there're many flavours too right... Actually tat day i was moving furniture from old house to new house with Ron, then i couldn't brake in time for the light, i don't want my furniture to crush our heads from behind when i do ma, so i didn't Zam the brakes loh. I explain here also no use i know, but still...i gotta speak up ma. Don't know how to appeal... write to MP can or not huh??? My MP live where one huh? Can somebody tell me pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
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After i gana the letter, immediately i was like:

And then i tot treat it as though i've made a big big contribution to all the suffering and less fortunate peepur in the world loh...no...just singapore only. Won't feel so bad after that ma. But then i thought scully all the money went to Chow Durai that type of farkers, then i went like:

Next moment, I start to transform liao... C...Can't type anymore.e.. Gotta publish now... Erh.....! Grrrrr!!!

Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooink!